Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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