In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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