Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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