you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I have demons in me.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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