if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
The dick lei will go down in squad history
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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