i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm getting married
To pizza
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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