Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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