What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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