I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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