Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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