You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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