chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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