whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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