Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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