You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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