i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I CAN MOONWALK!
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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