? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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