U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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