so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
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