hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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