If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
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