Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You are a genius and a whore.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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