Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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