so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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