Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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