last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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