NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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