Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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