apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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