This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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