omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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