How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I didn't notice because vodka
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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