I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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