so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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