he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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