i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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