it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I have aggressive nipples.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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