You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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