Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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