i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I will be naked everywhere
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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