O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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