He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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