Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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