he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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