omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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