She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I have post one night stand depression
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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