idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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