I think I am morally bankrupt
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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