we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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