If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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