508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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