if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
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