Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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