i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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